I could make an easy joke to get you laughing. Something about a cat and then the word "pussy" being used ambiguously. I could tell a sad story to get you crying. Like how I had a single mother who started selling handmade yo-yos to support her only child. I could tell you an interesting fact to get you nodding, like how carpets were first made in the hopes that all of the world's grasss would one day be replaced by carpets, or, as the called them "comfy grass".
What are you in the mood for?

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